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All orders will be processed within 7 business days. This does not include weekends or public holidays. If you require your order sooner, please send a message before placing your order to ensure it is possible. I will do my best to accommodate any rush orders. Orders will be posted via Australia Post and tracking information will be sent to you via email as soon as your order has been posted. We offer standard and express post options at the checkout. Express post does not mean your order will be processed any faster. Shipping costs are calculated at the checkout based on weight. Free Local Pickup is available by appointment only. Please ensure you have organised a time with myself to collect your order.